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Once upon a time, there was two siblings, who lived with the father in a little cabin..
dad: I'm going out in the forest and hunt.
petra: ok, have so fun.
They started to get worred beacuse the fatger has not come home. He has bin gone for six hours.
So the looking for him.
petra: Dad, where are you?
peter: I can here some nois behind the bush.
petra: let's go, we look. they went over there and looked, they see..
peter: oh my gad, my dad is getting raped by a troll.
petra: what a fuck it's going on ?!
dad: Go home, this is a don't things for young chilldrens.
The chilldren goes home and looked on the tv.
petra: look peter ! dad is on the tv!
peter: what are you doing?
petra: i dont know. it looks grose !
The door opens and the father comes in to the house. peter and petra runs to the door and the chilldrens hade many questions to the father.
dad: Hello my sweethearts !
petra: hi dad, what was you and the troll doing in the bush??
pappa: i was supposed to look at his mouth, but he was so horney so he raped me.
the dad explains what he mean.
petra: ooh, i understand. was it nice?
dad: yes, it was very nice. i can do it on you someday? if you want ?
petra: hiihi, yees !
peter: is not that illegal?
dad: no body haves to now?!
petra: ok dad.
the next day when peter wakes up, he heard some nois so he went in to his sisters room and there was peters sister and dad.
peter: what a fuck are you doing dad? you can't fuck my sister with out condom?
petra: do you haven't a condom? i can be pregnant beacuse you come in me ?!
dad: oh, i forgot it. oh nooo ! i'm coming now, sorry petra..
petra: i hate you dad, you are so fucked up. what happends if i am pregnant?
dad: i don't know sweetheart.
nine months later, she got a little girl. hers name is petronella.
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hahahahaha.. skit bra saga, hemsk men aah.. vi skulle skriva en saga och så blev den :D
stackars patrik.. xd